What a great word. I had to post a picture. There's freezing rain outside and I'm standing in a huge line behind a guy who might have done speed earlier today (he's explaining how Woodbridge is the new Springfield and Fredericksburg is the new Woodbridge to anyone who makes eye contact), but I'm pretty sure that if you're female and you live within a mile of the Lorton Reformatory, the Guilt Fairy actually visits you and pokes you with her wand if you don't vote at every opportunity you're offered. Freezing rain and long lines, be damned.