Ended up in The Flamingo, but got a terrific room, directly across from the port cochere of Caesars. (I just wanted to use that phrase.) The shot shows the view of The Bellagio and its lake from the room. Picture's kinda spotty because there's a huge, terrifying picture of Toni Braxton pasted over the windows. I took a wrong turn off the elevator and found out I'm on one of the Toni Braxton-themed floors, which involves hot pink paint and music piped in. Fortunately, my room isn't part of the insanity.