When you start wondering about things like the following:

So I'm soaking in the tub, reading the ingredients in my Aveda Damage Remedy (as recommended by Oprah and my former cubemate Yvette), like you do, and I notice the first ingredient is "Aqueous (Water/Aqua/Eau) Extracts." Extracts from water? That would be what? Hydrogen? Oxygen? That cold crisp taste of the Rockies with which Coors is purportedly imbued? It makes you wonder. Or rather, it makes me wonder. It makes me wonder when my freaking Cobra paperwork is going to get here.