Since Austin is busy celebrating Texas's championship tonight, the city is pretty empty. I took the opportunity to try out Old San Francisco Steak House, a San Antonio chain. Come to find out, the concept is based on a romance between a Texas Ranger and the madam of a brothel. Only in Texas would they not have problems voting that strippers must show their IDs at all times and patronizing a restaurant dedicated to the tragic love of a "woman of the night."

Of course, in San Antonio, where food is concerned, all bets are off.