Not Mommy came by again today. I eyed her warily until she indicated that she was willing to bribe me with wet food in order to get my attention. I figure I'm not really a kitty gigolo if I just gave up some leg rubbin, right?

Not Mommy sat down in front of the TV for a while before I noticed that she was playing with a ping pong ball -- my ping pong ball! And without my permission. I decided to do my patented Drive By Kittening (tm), which involves me running by Not Mommy at top speed and occasionally trouncing across her, but not slow enough for her to pet me. Ha HA! That will teach her to impersonate my mommy. --sammy