So I thought I'd catch the morning flamingo march at Ardastra gardens, which is just a mile from the cruise ship port in Nassau. Turns out nearly everything on this island is within a few miles of the port, but that doesn't necessarily mean you should walk it, especially not in adorable, strappy new sandals (the adorable attribut gives a +2 when they roll dor damage to the feet). I'm just glad Mom made me take liquid bandage. Unfortunately it's not with me right now, but that's okay because me and the flamingos are zenning out together.

--regan