WOULD I?! That is the thought that rushed through my head as I began a journey of imaginative thoughts of what could only be a cornucopia of flavor with the words "Onion Ring" and "Sauce". My heart fluttered in anticipation as I tore through my billfold searching for my debit card to pay the $3.26 so I could at last be within grasp of my afternoon delight. Gnashing my foot forward against the accelarator, I raced through the "drive thru" grabbing the brown bag used to deliver the method to what has now turned into onion ring madness. Oh sweet ambrosia- what will it taste like? Will it simply put me into another realm of taste sensation, or will the sensory overload drop me into an FDA approved Burger King coma? Oh the suspense!
At last, I arrive back to work, rifling through the bag forsaking the catsup and burgers to find the hidden jewel of my fancy nestled against the soft warm paper sleeve that holds the onion rings, like a child held in the comfort and warmth of a loving mothers womb. Plucking it gently from the bag my mind can barely comprehend what I am reading- Zesty. OMFG, this truly a dream come true! Now we have added the last element to the equation of everlasting happiness. Onion Ring+Sauce+Zesty=Get in my belly- oh sweet mercy get...in...my...belly.
As I tear open the lid, I see what can only be described as molten Pimento cheese spread....*POOF* fantasy over.... Now fear and uncertainty fill the spot that once was home to joy and excitement. Dipping the Onion Ring into "Zesty" and devouring it, my mouth is not exploding with savory joy and goodness, but then again it is not spitting it out either... it's just... there. I can't really describe the flavor, or whether or not it can be filed under "Tasty" or "Disgusting", rather it is simply- there. Existing in a purgatory of my senses.
Conclusion. Delicious? Dunno... Horrid? Can't really say. Will I have it again? Who can say. It appears the mad scientists at the Burger King have created the Untaste. -Matt