I got this door hanger from a Weyerhauser paper ad out of a copy of Print magazine a while back. What is scary is the fact that what it says is almost true for our office.

Maid Service Please: I spent the entire afternoon seeing how long I could hold my breath. When I passed out, I fell into my ficus plant. So you might need to vacuum up the dirt in my office.

Do Not Disturb: I'm trying very hard to beat my video game score from yesterday. Stop back in an hour or so. But please knock softly, I may be napping under my desk. -Matt