Seen in the 80% off clearance section of the local DSW... For pic #1, a color selection that Steve Madden must've gotten after bashing in his own skull with a crowbar...Pic #2 brings a little of the same. When looking at these, I swear I heard the faint whine of a jet engine. Then I realized that the sound was actually Chuck Taylor spinning in his grave...For pic #3, If you bet that these were really just golf shoes, YOU LOSE!! This is actually considered formal wear...Pic #4 is a doozy. Nothing says "Stripper-in- Training" like these comfortable looking beauts...Pic #5 screams "I don't care if you think I have no class, I'm a STAR!"... Pic #6 is Public Service Announcment. If you see your local pimp in these, rip his cane out of his hand and beat him with it.... I took the Mike Lee $8 challenge and scooped up a magnifier @ Radio Shack. Well worth the purchase! I couldn't bring myself to use the loop on the shoes, tho', because I feared for my own mental sanity... (( The absence of vices adds so little to the sum of one's virtues - Antonio Machado ))