I would like to be the first among us to welcome Generalissimo George W. Bush, Dictator for Life. It's nice to see that middle America woke up out of their moonshine induced stupor to vote. Look at what they are also voting for in middle America: http://www.wkrc.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=A1C6F405-9B97-44D8-A83E-3151BA89C422 You people just don't get, do you? While my property tax is set to fly through the roof in the next 4 years, remember this moment. Remeber this when you're paying 3 dollars a gallon at the pumps...Remember this when the draft gets reinstated...Remember this when we get into a war with Korea over our "Asian interests..." Remember this when you get robbed in a dark alleyway by someone who didn't get a "$300 tax rebate check" from our benificent overlord...Remember this when the whole world turns their back on us, and applauds Bin Laden for a second successful strike on US soil. For better or for worse, I'm as proud an American as any one. But you guys fucked up. You really fucked up...You just validated the greatest terrorist of the 21st Century. Good job, you yokels. If those of you who can read in middle Amerikkka feel offended by this rant, or think that I'm being snobbish-THEN I THANK YOU AND WEAR IT AS A FUCKING BADGE OF HONOR IN A COUNTRY POPULATED BY KNUCKLE-DRAGGING AUTOMOTONS!! Don't worry, dear reader. This is the last you will hear from me in this regard. Can't knock the hustle, so don't hate the playa, hate the game...