Nothing effin' sucks quite like a Monday does it? Woke up and felt miserable. Went to work and spent the day batting away the pawing mongoloid requests made by many irate mouth-breathing customers. And to top it off, I had to fire 3 employees today! Nobody ever said that being Management was glamorous... As put best by somethingawful.com: "It is the kind of gross incompetence that makes me wanna vomit, only to slip on that vomit and fall down a flight of stairs-shattering my hip as I hit the landing, where I lie in my own filth for a week before someone finally finds me and steals my wallet." On a brighter note, I'm reading Phillip Roth's "The Plot Against America." WHAT A BOOK! An alternative historical fiction set around 1940. Reading "...yet I wonder if I would have been a less frightened boy if Lindbergh hadn't been president or if I hadn't been the offspring of Jews..." in the opening paragraph had me hooked from the very beginning. Amazingly written so far, I'll let you know how it goes... "Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth."- Benjamin Disraeli