so, here I sit, ....me, Crystal, and her parents, and my princess "excuses" herself to the bathroom, leaving me an open opportunity for the first moment of truth... asking the parents if I can marry their daughter! DUN DUN DUN

In a plight of exasperated nervousness, my lips began to belt out the first syllables of the ever inevitable phrase, "May I marry your daughter?" when suddenly, a huge three-headed dragon comes storming through the restaurant where we were partaking of dinner. Before I could finish my sentence, I lept for my two-edged sword that was resting on the mantle adjacent to us. My hand gripped the handle firmly as I quickly darted to the fiend who had now interrupted my plight towards love.

"How dare you try to ruin my night of plight towards love," I exclaimed angrily!

And I quickly swung my sword, dismantling one of the fiery heads that bobbled aimlessly. I continued my pursuit to slay the beast when...

Well, to make a long story short, it turns out that the whole thing is all in my head...



I wasn't with Crystal and her parents eating afterall.... good thing I woke up, cause you can't fight dragons in a daze.


THE END


ps. they did say YES! you can tell its hard for them, cause Crystal is their baby girl, so, I will definitely do my best to love her, protect her, be faithful to her, cherish her, treat her right, and never stop laughing at the sweet silliness that makes Crystal what she is.... Beautiful!

pss. yes, those are "onion" earrings she's displaying. lol. where would I be without you sweetie! :-D

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@