Funny thing actually, since people here like the woot shirt. It is uberleet, I try to not let it go to my head. I ordered 3 woot hats during the last wootoff, and they were missing from my shipment, so I emailed them basically saying "wtf, mate?" And here's the email I got back.

-----Original Message----- From: Woot Service To: 'Chris Falco' Subject: RE: Problem with wootoff shipment # Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 10:04:14 -0500

Good news and bad news.. Bad News: We counted our Woot T-shirts as hats. Apparently we can't tell the difference.. Good News: The hats should be here by the end of the week or beginning of next. Since we can't tell the difference we are going to include a Woot T-shirt for each hat ordered. You ordered 3 hats, you will also received 3 Woot T-shirts free.

Sorry for the inconvenience. Solais Woot.com!

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"Fucking kangaroos!" Ah woot, still as funny and charming as the day I met ya....


Anyways, so aparently that means I have 3 woot hats and 3 woot shirts coming to me.

Now contrary to popular belief (and photographic evdience), I only have 1 head and the ability to wear 1 woot hat at a time. Why then you may ask did I buy 3 woot hats?

I will give you a simple math equation, see if you can figure it out:

Woot = crack

Upon checking again, I should also note that I have a single torso, so while making multiple woot shirt use techinically possible, it would be redundant. And everyone knows that 3 or greater woots = a n00b

So I now have the dilema as to finding homes for 2 woot shirts and 2 woot hats.

I'm looking for a fair [bribes] way to give them out to deserving [brownnose] hiptop/sidekick users[nosausage].

=)

Seriously though, I'll probably be hooking up hiptophunt with at least 1 for a prize if they are interested. I should really sell the others in vegas @ defcon in july.

Anyways, until I think of something else to do with them, peace out.

--Chris Falco CDF12478293847niner475 on Skype (aparently)