hiptop Nation

Got this in my email today:

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already. Don't forget to send it back to me!!!

1. What time did you get up this morning? 4PM, it was my day off, and I was up until 5am working on stuff.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Screw that, I hate Prince...er..the artist....er....you know who I'm talking about, Purple Velvet weirdo.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Oceans 12 and it was at a theatre not a cinema, although it was a theater with the gay (theatre) spelling.

4. What is your favorite TV show?

My tivo is seasoned passed for 24 (action), Lost(action), Las vegas (um it's vegas), Veronica Mars (go figure), The O.C. (cringe), Life as we know it (from freeks and geeks and undeclared writers), third watch (classic)SNL(way over the mid to late 90's slump when MAD TV was kicking their ass) and Best Week Ever ( I 'heart' VH1 clip shows) , Battlestar Galatica (actually good) Adult swim (bumps), Family guy Uncancelled starting may 1st.(hell has frozen over)

5. What did you have for breakfast? Is it really breakfast at 5PM? I stole some tots.

6. What is your middle name? MIchael

7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian, I'm a pizza & pasta fan.

8. What foods do you dislike? 90% of most meat and seafood, not a veggie, but damn close.

9. What is your favorite chip flavor? Chocolate (hahaha I made a funny) American or British Chips? Meaning potato chips [american](since i dont really eat any, I'll say none) Meaning French Fries only larger and greasier.[british] I'll say....um salt?

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I'm rocking The Streets, Death Cab for Cutie, Rooney, Postal Service, BT, green day, gwen stefani's new solo record, Kings of Leon, Scissor Sisters, The Killers, other bands most people have never heard of.

11. What type of car do you drive? 1993 Honda Prelude.

12. Favorite sandwich? Grilled cheese.

13. What characteristic do you despise? Flag Wavers. I hate the people that were the first ones to go out on 9/12 and buy flags for their car. Or the assholes that have 37 "I support our troop" magnetic ribbons on the back of their SUV. Ignorant people, that believe that sticking a $2 sticker on thier car actually somehow supports our troops. I love seeing soldiers in Iraq in interviews saying "Thanks everyone back home for sticking those magnetics on your cars, it means a lot to us dying out here in the 110 degree desert, to know that people back home sacrificed a minute of their time on the way to the mall to support us directly!" People that don't grasp the concept that you could support our troops a lot more by driving a smaller car. DO you really need a 4000 pound vehicle to carry your 200lb ass around?

14. Favorite item of clothing? T-shirts with smartass sayings.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? ANYWHERE? hmmmm toss up between Toyko, or the wisconsin dells....I really havent decided yet ;)

16. What color is your bathroom? White

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Vintage Vantage (VintageVantage.com)

18. Where would you retire to? Somewhere where the tempature doesnt have a 12 month range of 120+ degrees. California, Arizona, Vegas.

19. Favorite time of the day? La noche. Daylight is so overrated.

20. What was your most memorable birthday? Um...dunno. nothing really stands out.... well If I had to pick one, I'd be my sweet 16... my parents got unwritten law to play and I rented out the Hard Rock Cafe......no no wait wait, that wasnt me, that was on MTV.. hmmmmm (I made another funny!)

21. Where were you born? Hinsdale, IL

22. Favorite sport to watch? Hockey, Poker, Ultimate Fighting. Whatever crazy thing those people are doing on mXe.

23. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? His name is jesus (hey-sus) and he steals hubcaps from cars. And Ricky Henderson, that guy is never home.

24. Person you expect to send it back first? Mailer Dameon

25. What fabric detergent do you use? Why do you want to know?

26. Coke or Pepsi? I try to avoid cola, I'd rather drink Dr. Pepper or Mr Pibb Or orange soda.

27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night Owl. I think it's my subconscience trying to keep me up all night, then sleep all day just so I can avoid all the real world losers.

28. What is your shoe size? 13. Ohhhhhhhhh yeah.

29. Do you have any pets? 1 Cat

30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family & friends? I really enjoyed this questionaire. However I have to question why it was coming from the dept. of homeland security...... also...It could have used a little more cowbell.

31. What did you want to be when you were little? I wanted to be a detective on Square One's MathNet, Have have a cool name based on a day of the week. I also wanted to be president(who didn't)....but I fell out of the running when I didnt do enough blow.

32. Personal message

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--Chris Falco