What a good day. I get to work and find THIS has come in the mail.

My Godzilla Firewire Hub!

Well, they can't actually call it a "Godzilla" Firewire Hub for obvious copyright reasons...but everyone KNOWS it is a Godzilla. I mean, c'mon..just look at it, for chrissakes.

This baby is great. He's prehistoric! He's High Tech! He's everything!

And the bright blue LED shoots some seriously bright light out of his mouth. Perfect for blinding enemies...or oneself (see pic).

Sorensilk, as for why the keyboard numbers are arranged like that...well, I believe it's *intentionally* designed to drive you mad. It's so deviously simple...I wish I had thought of it.

Finally, to everyone who was *forced* to try and drive a car in this snow, I wish you all the best. I realize that some people have little choice regarding driving an automobile, and given these deteriorating driving conditions I hope everyone makes it to their final destination safely.

That having been said...DESTROY YOUR CAR TOMORROW! START WALKING! YOU WILL BE HAPPIER!

And go ahead and destroy your TV while you're at it, too.

These sanity tips have been brought to you by the letters C and Z.