DISMEMBERMENT AND EVISCERATION

I found a large dead bird lying on the kitchen table today. All the feathers had been removed, as well as the head/neck and feet. Strange.

I noticed that there was a large gaping hole in the abdomen. Being the curious type, I reached in and WHAT DID I FIND? Whoever mutilated this bird decided to STUFF THINGS BACK INSIDE the empty abdomen. Good Lord. I found a heart, a liver, a pair of kidneys, and HOLY COW I even found the creature's NECK.

What kind of twisted person cuts off an animal's neck and then stuffs it inside the eviscerated abdomen? And what the hell is up with those organs stuffed back in there? When humans are autopsied, it is common practice to remove organs and then replace them in the body. Was this bird mutilation the work of a disgruntled mortician or autopsy specialist?

I am now hiding in my room. I could be next on the list. But what is that smell? Mmmmmm...smells good. Something roasting. Dare I venture into the kitchen of mutilation again?