This one's strange. Getting coffee at a local Dunkin Donuts, I saw a small trophy tucked away in the corner. The plaque reads "congratulations, you're a Breakfast Sandwich MVP."

So....did a Dunkin Donuts employee win it for making the best breakfast sandwiches? Or did someone win it for eating the most breakfast sandwiches?

I think a breakfast sandwich won the trophy....I suspect the plucky "sausage-egg-and-cheeze-on-croissant" walked away with this prize. But was later forced to give up the trophy because of a scandal that involved non-consensual relations with an underage jelly donut.

And somewhere there is a Hall of Fame for breakfast sandwiches. And a Spring Training camp, where they practice their mad breakfast sandwich skillz.

Yeah.