Vienna is in a nutshell Venice minus canale with singing gondoliere plus "Virginia" smoking Fiaker.

Fiaker is the name of the horse powered carriage commonly used at Maria Theresias times. Nowadays the Fiaker horses show (besides their huge and fat buts) the tourists around the old parts of the city, gives them a feeling what their dollar is really worth (already 15 minutes are awfull expensive) and provides a huge amount of horse shit to the streets.

"Virginias" are not virgins - virgins are only in tiny homeopathic doses found around our places, but long and ultrathin cigarillos, long lasting and extreme stinkers. They have to be smoked outdoors in any case - even if there would be non smoking coffees or restaurants here. Anyhow - if one would would ask the horses - they would not like the virginias either