Dustin came in today carrying a large piece of fake fur. He informed me that he stopped at yard sale on his way to work and bought it for 10 bucks. "I just had to get it, isn't it awesome?" yea.

I was on my break and informed him that I was having a shitty day, and he wrapped it around his shoulders and started making growling noises, then called himself the Deli Yeti. I couldn't decide if he was trying to cheer me up or just didn't want to listen to me bitch anymore. Anyway, when he left work, he wrapped up the coffee I brought him* and his keys and such in the fur, and wrapped it around his body so he could ride home. I decided it was a god picture, but he decided it would be better with some bird-flippage.

*he told us the other day that he was completely out and was reusing the day before's grounds, and was too broke to buy more. I told him I had previously bought a cheap 4 pound bucket, so I brought him what was left. I'm nice like that. Then he forgot it at work and bought more anyway. But then took mine home today. I verbally abused him for it. Was fun. ------------------------ Bird (Graci) -tinyurl.com/ytchdw "It's easy to regret your awkward conversations but hard to regret the ones you didn't have."