This dork from e-Results Inc, aka eResultsInc.com, called me today to promise me that he could put Go East as the first Google result for the word "design." Yeah right! I asked how eResultsInc thought they could pull that off and he directed me to eresults.inc.com/special to show me some canned results. If you look closely at the "Software Site" example, eResultsInc shows realistic results on only one single obscure keyword combination on Google. Wow, nice work there. When I got to ask more questions I got put into his boss who told me about their numerous computers that are "only for the search engines" that "change the keywords every 24 hours" to optimize my site. LOL. I asked him what happens when Google figures out how eResultsInc is manipulating them and figures out what servers e-Results, Inc. uses. I asked them what happens when Google decides to not consider eResultsInc in their rankings and he got really defensive. They do everything to the "specs of the search engines" he said. Morons.

What I should have asked is "Why isn't eResultsInc.com in the top 20 links when you search Google for 'search engine optimization'"? That would have owned them.

If they bug me again I am going straight to the president, Armando Garcia (armando@eresultsinc.com). I will tell him something about search engine optimization. ;-)