Co-worker Nick, our Operations Assistant here is also a reserve cop for Maplewood. He's going on patrol right after work so he brought his uniform in. I promised me he'd put it on before he left. I asked him if he owns anyone on patrol and he promises he owns a *lot* of people. He wouldn't let me wear his kevlar vest at work today, though. He also doesn't carry a gun, but I keep asking him where it is. He doesn't like that very much.

Either way, don't fool around in Maplewood, MN tonight unless you want the ownage from N. Cardinal.