This is where I go to the local convenience store and make an impluse by from the assorted process beef sticks and pickled items section and bring it back to see if Ragan eats it. His review of today's purchase of Oh Boy! Oberto Sausage Stick Hearty Chili flavor is:

They should call it the "Hearty 'Hardy to get into' Beef Stick. I had to bust out my pocket knife to get into the thing.

It reminded me kind of a long skinny turd, looking at after it was opened and the first bite was filled with processed meat goodness shrowded in a thin skin of smokey joy. I did not however tatse any hearty chili.

So I sit and ponder whether or not I will continue to eat it regardless of the false advertising.

Well, I do continue to eat the rest of it and notice that this pixy stick of meat is making my breath smell like dog food and I immediately have to crap. So another appropriate name would be "Oh Boy! I've got to crap! Oberto!"

I give it 2.5 out of 5. AIM: MattsPhizzone - "The internet?? What the f--- is the internet?"