this is a lot of info....

im wrapped as a present for the fun of children and that's the new winter cute hat.

that's a lot of info.... phew! volume 2 is longer!

wow

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@

So, true story... a Rabbi, a Priest, and an Environmentalist walked into a bar when they noticed that the pool table was missing. Said the Priest, "Damn, how am I supposed win my bets against the Rabbi." Said the Environmentalist, "Damn, im hungry! How am I supposed to enjoy a hamburger when I believe that the plight of animal cruelty is so.... CRUEL!" Said the Rabbi, "Dam.... it's... its what beavers make... dams.... yeah, with like twigs and branches and stuff.... they pat it down with their little flat tails.... yeah...."

And as the non-sense conversation of the three heroes progressed, they failed to notice the Rooster that was slowly simmering in the crockpot on the floor nearby. As the heat raged deep into the bones of the fowl, Cornelius (the name of the Rooster... well Cornelius Jumblesmith, married to the late Mrs. Yuddelsworth; who, by the way has three adopted children and one of her own), cursed the three men with the curse of the Unscrammble-able egg. Yes! from that day forward, none of the three men could ever enjoy the simple pleasures of a scrambled egg again!

True story



kind of







not really




im bored


-- Steve~o (^o^)

this is Mr. Dooms Duck, forthcoming ruler of the world... (you'll see!)

but in his spare time, Mr. DD spends his time listening to smooth jazz on his 1 GB Ipod Shuffle...

yes, it must be hard to work in the field of world domination


-- Steve~o (^o^)

this is Mr. Dooms Duck, forthcoming ruler of the world... (you'll see!)

but in his spare time, Mr. DD spends his time listening to smooth jazz on his 1 GB Ipod Shuffle...

yes, it must be hard to work in the field of world domination

-- Steve~o (^o^)

Christmas time.... what better way to spend the time than with the ones you...


work with and get a riotous kick out of watching them make complete fools of themselves.... but its not the humans I speak of, oh no, I mean our good friend the Rubber Cow, Matilda. I mean, we all have a rubber cow at work don't we? its normal, right?

so, anyway, by the looks of the picture, it seems as if the rubber cow is errr.... "udder"ly drunk! PUN INTENDED PUN INTENDED PUN INTENDED

(oh, and I won that cow in the White elephant gift exchange. at the time of picture, he wasn't in my possession. now, he'll get the proper treatment)

other pix are of us

I just watched the movie HAVOC and just was stirred by a series of emotions, especially those of appreciation.... life is not solid, and im very thankful for the life and freedom that I have.

Many people would say I was free all along, but many people are slaves to mindsets, systems, gangs, and fear. sometimes I cross into those areas for a season, but I always find my way back to where I belong, in freedom. there are many who have never known freedom, but I can only hope that one day a glimmer of its beauty will cross their paths.

money is not freedom; financial freedom is not freedom at all; none of that is freedom unless one truly values that which is indeed rich... and that is life.... mere living! the gold that is a heartbeat, the silver that is a breath of air, the fine linen that is raising a child in life and love, the pearl that is sharing the life of a loved one who has died or is near death, but has truly lived....

I can only hope that many will find that freedom and value it for what it is.

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@

fudge, fudge, you know what im talking about.... fudge

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@

twas the day of the Turkey, and all on the bed, were green hoppy frogs and ducks with fat heads.

when out of the oven came turkeys galore in hopes of playing football and high points to score

but the ducks did not sway the frogs did not flubber and the main reason is cause they're made of rubber

HAPPY THANKSGIVING (or) GIV HAPPY HANKS

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@

I just don't.... yeah.... I don't kno.... uh hmmm..... I mean, its like..... ya know...... a dog, and uhhhh.... she's wearing errrr uh...... well, a sort of uhmmm..... I guess, oriental dog outfit!

THERE! I SAID IT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW WORLD! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED! HUH?!? IS IT?!

oh, God, I need to lay of the paint chips...

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@

dear beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the harmonious occassion of unity between one engaged left hand and her beloved box of sour jacks. but we cannot proceed due to the jealous and broken heart of the weeping theatre soda cup! so, until this matter is resolved, please feel free to partake of the plentiful cheese platter located at the rear of the building.

-- Steve~o @(^o^)@