Two ads.....

Vonage / chevy cobalt Same song WooHoo

One is the original by the 5.6.7.8's (Vonage)

The other is a crappy cover that sounds like dogs singing.

Big ups to vonage, a screw you to chevy.

And a thanks to quintin T for exposing the u.s. To the song in the first place.

--Chris Falco

Just got the newest book in the "hacks" line of books from O'reilly. And my cat, just for the hell of it.

--Chris Falco

Its sunday at noon and I'm watching the movie bubble boy on comedy central. Yes I'm that bored, tv sucks that bad today...

Well there's a scene that they've decided to censor the wood "pootang" but then follow it right up with "poonani". Even though there is a visible sign on an airplane that says "spirit of pootang".

I'd blame it on fear of the FCC, however this is the same channel that aired the south park movie uncensored yesterday, including the wonderful song "uncle fucca".

The morle os the story? You can say fuck at 1am as long as you don't say pootang at noon.

*shrugs*

--Chris Falco

Jamba Juice++

Power sized orange-a-peel with a multi boost! I wish I had one closer then 20 miles from me, they rock!


--Chris Falco

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--Chris Falco

Good day at the track!


--Chris Falco

Zen and the art of taco creation?


--Chris Falco

#hiptop make me feel warm all over!


*** Topic is Welcome to #hiptop

*** Channel mode is +snl 50

holla all

fine then

bastards

chat amongst yourselfs

!@#$$%

I'm going to type just to keep myself company

So Battery, how was your day

Oh it was good, you know, I went to work

then I ordered a pizza

I played some poker and some grand theft auto

the pizza was mighty good, I must say, however a little undercooked

Grand theft auto made up for the lack of proper pizza preparation however.

and I won over $200 in under an hour playing poker, so it's all good.

Thanks for asking

people.

WAKE

THE

FUCK

UP

futher muckers

oh, and how the FUCK did FUCKING get displaced by chirp?

this isnt fucking #nextel

http://www.lemonizer.com/banana/

Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANNAPHONE!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Banana phone

Its the best, beats the rest, cellular modular interactivodular

Its no baloney It aint a phony My cellular Bananular phone

* DJbattery snorts some crack

poop

* DJbattery goes to look for some rope

* DJbattery finds rope

* DJbattery ties a noose

* DJbattery gets a chair

* DJbattery ties rope to celing

* DJbattery gets on chair

* DJbattery writes not

* DJbattery also writes a note

* DJbattery stands on chair

* DJbattery puts head in noose

* DJbattery walks of chair

* DJbattery lands on ground

* DJbattery does not know how to cut the proper length of rope

* DJbattery shakes fist at #hiptop

"WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL????"

* DJbattery does some more crack

* DJbattery wanders off to play some grand theft auto

* DJbattery shakes fist in air towards #hiptop and shouts "You are dead to me!"





--Chris Falco

#hiptop make me feel warm all over!


*** Topic is Welcome to #hiptop *** Channel mode is +snl 50 holla all fine then bastards chat amongst yourselfs !@#$$% I'm going to type just to keep myself company So Battery, how was your day Oh it was good, you know, I went to work then I ordered a pizza I played some poker and some grand theft auto the pizza was mighty good, I must say, however a little undercooked Grand theft auto made up for the lack of proper pizza preparation however. and I won over $200 in under an hour playing poker, so it's all good. Thanks for asking people. WAKE THE FUCK UP futher muckers oh, and how the FUCK did FUCKING get displaced by chirp? this isnt fucking #nextel http://www.lemonizer.com/banana/ Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANNAPHONE! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone Its the best, beats the rest, cellular modular interactivodular Its no baloney It aint a phony My cellular Bananular phone * DJbattery snorts some crack poop * DJbattery goes to look for some rope * DJbattery finds rope * DJbattery ties a noose * DJbattery gets a chair * DJbattery ties rope to celing * DJbattery gets on chair * DJbattery writes not * DJbattery also writes a note * DJbattery stands on chair * DJbattery puts head in noose * DJbattery walks of chair * DJbattery lands on ground * DJbattery does not know how to cut the proper length of rope * DJbattery shakes fist at #hiptop "WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL????" * DJbattery does some more crack * DJbattery wanders off to play some grand theft auto * DJbattery shakes fist in air towards #hiptop and shouts "You are dead to me!"




--Chris Falco

Today's jackass.

Mpaa sues hundreds of file traders.

Suing customers != good business plan


--Chris Falco