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looks dirty, right?
Thu 01.11.07 10:27am PST #20268
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It's not though, you sickos. That is the travel toothbrush that British Airways gives out to it's passengers. Up close, at first glance, it really does look like a black, plastic, mini dildo.

------------------------ Bird (Graci) -tinyurl.com/yagdmz

"Style - it's a kaleidoscope in a funhouse, and you're always lost and wrong." - J. Lileks
what the hell is going on here?
Wed 01.10.07 12:41pm PST #20264
this picture is owned by the submitter. contact submitter for permission before using it in any wayHe's sprinkling bottled water on the food? Huh?

This is supposed to signify a good time had by all? I'd smack the kid, be like, "Don't dump shit in the food I'm trying to cook for you, dammt. This is why your mother and I broke up, cause she couldn't control you little brats. Fuck it, you cook your own damn dinner, I'm going to the bar."

Seen on the end of a shopping cart at work.

------------------------ Bird (Graci) -tinyurl.com/yagdmz

"Style - it's a kaleidoscope in a funhouse, and you're always lost and wrong." - J. Lileks
wtf?
Wed 01.10.07 11:25am PST #20263
this picture is owned by the submitter. contact submitter for permission before using it in any wayThis actually exists? Divorce Magazine? Wow.

I mean, how long do their subscriptions last for? How long do you read this mag for before you decide you're no longer a 'divorcee'? Til you stop being bitter and begin dating again? It's like those bridal magazines. No reads these things for more than like 3 issues, right? I bet writing for them is deadly boring. You probably make the same issue 4 times a year. (Assuming it's monthly.)

It's just such a depressing subject to make a publication around. "Your life partner is gone! You're fighting over the kids! He's getting the house, and that whore is moving in. How about you read '10 Tips and Tricks to Get Back in the Game!'?". Ugh. I bet there's a classified section in the back, half is soon-to-be singles ads, the other is divorce lawyers. Prolly a small section for PIs too. If there's any justice in this world, at least one is named Marly or Dick. ------------------------ Bird (Graci) -tinyurl.com/yagdmz

"Style - it's a kaleidoscope in a funhouse, and you're always lost and wrong." - J. Lileks
"Apple banks on mystique for iPhone"
Wed 01.10.07 11:16am PST #20262
this picture is owned by the submitter. contact submitter for permission before using it in any way"Still no word on the camera."

:P

------------------------ Bird (Graci) -tinyurl.com/yagdmz

"Style - it's a kaleidoscope in a funhouse, and you're always lost and wrong." - J. Lileks
Ferris at the vet
Wed 01.10.07 3:54am PST #20261
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Forgot to post these. They're from Friday. Batt and I took Ferris to the vet cause he's been puking and sneezing. (Turns out it's nothing, if you were worried.) Sadly, I do not have any pics of the look on his face when he realised where the thermometer went. I felt bad, but I seriously couldn't stop giggling. He looked so cute. "Uh, guys, what's going on? Guys? Guys!"

He pitched a fit about being in the carrier while in the car, but then climbed into it halfway through the visit to take a nap. Then freaked out again on the way home, and actually splintered one of his nails trying to get out. And he naps in it while at home. Apparently he dislikes the door being closed, but finds it comfy otherwise.

Anyway, cute kitty pics for your enjoyment. :)

------------------------ Bird (Graci)

-tinyurl.com/yfsa4m -tinyurl.com/yagdmz Yes, I have a blog. And I'm writing about you, right now.
creepy advert
Wed 01.10.07 3:47am PST #20260
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Seen at the bank at my work. The main picture is just a "we want to hire you" thingy, but if you look closely at the woman in the bottom right corner, she's really fucking freaky looking. Like, disturbingly so. I don't know how well you can make it out in this crappy shot, but trust me, she's got these black-holes of eyes, and scary teeth and this grin like she's going to eat your soul.

/me shudders and clutches her blanky

------------------------ Bird (Graci)

-tinyurl.com/yfsa4m -tinyurl.com/yagdmz Yes, I have a blog. And I'm writing about you, right now.
whoops
Thu 01.04.07 7:41am PST #20222
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-tinyurl.com/yfsa4m -tinyurl.com/yagdmz Yes, I have a blog. And I'm writing about you, right now.
christmas part 2
Tue 01.02.07 8:40am PST #20212
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Holy shit I never sent this. I just saw this in my drafts folder; this is from like last week. Well, you get it now.

Went with Batt to his father's family's Christmas thingy. It was held at his aunt Birdie's house(not kidding about the name, really.) The house is like, so recockulously nice it makes me want to stab myself. Seen here is some shots of the bar, including a pic of his sis doublefisting a Sprite and vodka and an Appletini; a shot of a 'melting snowman' in their fireplace that I actually thought was pretty cute; one of those stupid plastic lawn-snowglobes that apparently everyone has now; and just random shots of the insanely nice house.

------------------------ Bird (Graci)

-tinyurl.com/yfsa4m -tinyurl.com/yagdmz Yes, I have a blog. And I'm writing about you, right now.
I. Fucking. Hate. This.
Wed 12.27.06 3:21pm PST #20174
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If this trend completely died tomorrow, it would still be too late.

------------------------ Bird (Graci)

-tinyurl.com/yfsa4m -tinyurl.com/yagdmz Yes, I have a blog. And I'm writing about you, right now.
on the train
Mon 12.25.06 8:55am PST #20152
this picture is owned by the submitter. contact submitter for permission before using it in any wayPassing the time while sitting on the Metra. Heading out to the burbs to be picked up by Batt so's I can attend his family Christmas function.

:D Isn't that hat the absolute shit?

------------------------ Bird (Graci)

-tinyurl.com/yfsa4m -tinyurl.com/yagdmz Yes, I have a blog. And I'm writing about you, right now.
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